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Funny Quilting Quotes

Abbi Mays Fabric Shop

Some fun quilting quotes...

A day patched with quilting seldom unravels.

She who dies with the most fabric...didn't sew fast enough!

A family stitched together with love seldom unravels.

A quilt is a blanket of love.

A quilt is a present you give yourself.

A quilt is a treasure which follows its owner everywhere.

A quilt is something you make to keep someone you love...WARM!

Any day spent sewing, is a good day!

Anytime is stitchin' time.

Ask not what your fabric can do for you, but what you can do for your fabric.

Asking a quilter to mend, is like asking Picasso to paint your garage!

Before Prozac, there was quilting.

Behind every sewer is a huge pile of fabric.

Blessed are the children of the piecemakers for they shall inherit the quilts!

Blessed are the Quilters for they are the piecemakers.

Blessed are the Piecemakers.

Constant use has not worn ragged, the fabric of their friendship.

Cooking is for those who don't know how to quilt.

Creative clutter is better than idle neatness.

Dull women have IMMACULATE Sewing Rooms.

Dying to Quilt!

Every quilter has a masterpiece within.

Five Star Man - One who makes room in his life for fabric.

Friends are like fabric - you can never have enough!

Friendship is sewn with love and measured by kindness.

Friendships are stitch at a time.

Good friends are like quilts. They age with you, yet never lose their warmth.

Good friends are like quilts, they never lose their warmth.

I am a material girl. Wanna see my fabric collection?

I am a quilter and my house is in pieces.

I love quilting and have plenty of material witnesses.

I’d rather be stitchin’ than in the kitchen!

I’m creative. You can’t expect me to be neat too.

I’m not messy. I’m creative!

I’ve spent most of my life making quilts. The rest I’ve just wasted.

If there are no Quilting Bees in Heaven, I ain’t going!

In the crazy quilt of life, I’m glad you’re in my block of friends.

Is a Nine Patch part of a Twelve Step Program?

Love is the thread that binds us.

Make quilting tax-deductible.

May your sorrows be patched and your joys quilted.

Memories are stitched with love.

Old quilters never die, they just fray away.

Old quilters never die, they just go batts.

Old quilters never die, they just go to pieces.

One yard of fabric, like one cookie, is never enough!

Our lives are like quilts - bits and pieces, joy and sorrow, stitched with love.

Procrastinate - It frees up time to QUILT!

Quilt ‘til you wilt!

Quilters affect eternity; they can never tell where their influence stops.

Quilters aren’t greedy, they’re just materialistic.

Quilters come with strings attached.

Quilters cut corners.

Quilters know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em.

Quilters make great comforters.

Quilters never cut corners.

Quilters touch the past and the future.

Quilting is a gift you give yourself.

Quilting is cheap therapy.

Quilting is happiness, lack of it is sadness.

Quilting is my passion...chocolate comes in a close second.

Quilting is sharing yourself with others.

Quilting with a friend will keep you in stitches.

Quilts are like friends - a great source of comfort and warmth.

Quilts are like mom's cooking - they both give comfort.

Quilts connect the past with the present and the future.

Sew much fabric, sew little time!

Sewing forever, housework whenever!

She who dies with the most fabric.....wins!

So many quilts, so little time.

Stamp out Un-sewing.

The one with the most fabric at the end, WINS!

There is no wrong time for quilting.

There’s nothing more exciting than starting a new project.

Those who sleep under a quilt, sleep under a blanket of love.

To quilt is human, to finish divine.

Today - is a good day to plan your quilting goals for the coming year.

Today - your time management skills pay rewards, so apply them to your quilting.

What I make with my hands, I give of my heart.

When creative juices flow, catch them with a NEEDLE.

When I learned to quilt, I forgot how to cook!

When life gives you scraps - make a quilt.

When life goes to pieces - Try Quilting!

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